See you all after Eid .. Till then ...
And REMEMBER ...
Don't feed the Elephant ?
Make the best of what life throws you ;)
Manage your emotions !!
Finally, take care of your valuables !
A Kuwaiti parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Kuwaiti grabs his mobile dials 777 and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a
chance to ask any questions, the Kuwaiti as usual starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how
long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Kuwaiti finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Kuwaiti's are. You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this? ", snaps the Kuwaiti.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you ?!!".
The Kuwaiti looks down in absolute horror "F***ING HELL!" he screams ................... "Where's my Rolex ???? "
عيدكم مبارك ،، وعساكم من عواده .. تهقون هالسنة بنسمع العيد هل هلاله بعد؟
18 comments:
عيدكم مبارك وعساكم من عواده
عيدك مبارك وتعودينه كل سنه بألف صحه وسلامه
أم العيااااااااااال يا حبيبتي .. عيدج مبارك وعساج من العايدين والفايزين يارب:****
عيدكم مبارك .. عسى كل أيامكم أعياد ان شاء الله
عيدج مبارك و عساج و العيال بخير و صحة و سلامة امين يا رب العباد و العالمين
abi ka3k
LOL, where did this yaya come from? wi ishloon 6a7o 3alaih? heheheee
Happy Eid sweetie :*
3idich mbarak o kil 3am o intay ib khair 7ayati :****
UmmEl3yal U R ANSWERED AT Blasphemy's.
Thank for all you warm wishes .. Happy Eid to all :)
Arfana, You reminded me of "C is for cookies" !!
Ayya, I don't know, but I loved his self-confidence ;)
Anon, Thanks hon ,, Now we have your complete profile :))
My BEST ever Ummel3yal :***
3eedich embarak o ayyamich sa3eeda o salmili 3al3yal wayid o bosili eyyahom o bosi yourself bostain :**
I miss you soooooooo much! I was busy doing my "*^£)!*" reasearch which is supposed to be submited early next week :/ but when I got this chance the only blog I visited after ours ofcourse ;p is yours! Wallah lich wa7sha! Am getting attached to your blog!! Sij laigalaw mat3arf qeemat elwa7ed ella lama teb3ed 3annah ;*
All the goodness in this life shall come your way inshallah :)
Lots of Love,
Geish@
P.S. I think am the one who loves you most in the blogging world!
eeeh.. back.. now 9ar 3eedna :D
UmmEl3yaal :* loved Ye7yaa, the cartoon and the daily show :D .. but 7addy didn't like the joke :|
love you anyways lol :*
wain 3eeedeti? :D
Geish@ 7bibty :*
من طول الغيبات جاب الغنايم .. ان شاء الله امتياز مع مرتبة الشرف .. مكانك خالي .. يالله خلصي البحث وعودي لمواقعك سالمة :))
Love you too dear .. meeting people like you is the best of the blogging exprerience :)
Witty love,
Happy Eid bilengilizi ;)
I know that the Kuwaiti joke hurts. But unfortunately reflects a dark reality :(
Hope you know it was not meant as a generalization .. some of us are obssesed with our deserts only (specially cookies) ;)
How old are you? The rule for 3idiya this year is that you be of age 30 and below and do not know any guys with a name that starts of F !
LoooooooL...SORRY witty But I LOVED the JOKE LoooooooL...
And as ummela3yal said :"Some of us" :) LoooooL can't Stop LoooooL.
Again SORRY witty ya galbi :) what made me laugh more is ur reaction :*
PLZZZ... DON'T HATE MEE!!
As for YaYa I saw this video before its funny
لا وصايد الآكسنت
Ummel3yal I am under 30 and I don't know any guys their name starts with "F" So where is my 3EDIYAA?!!
امهاوشجي .. أيامك سعيدة ومنا ومنكم ان شاء الله
دوللي ومللي .. لووووووووول .. تعاطفج مع وتي يثلج الصدر ما شاء الله :)) بس المهم انك اعتذرتي! .. أما يحيى فخرافة صراحة .. لا اكسنت ولا مفرادات بس صار من المشاهير اللحين
يالله دزيلي عنوانك وتوصلج العيدية مع حلاوة العيد .. عندنا أحسن هوم ديليفري .. بس أكيد ما تعرفين فزي!؟
هااهااا... الله ياني ضحكت ضحك لما قريت النكته واللي زاد عليها ردة فعل حبيبتي وقلبي وتي :) ما أدري ليش تخيلت وجه وتي هذا وأنا ما قط شفتها .. بس ما عليج الوجه اللي شفته مثل القمر ، عاد سواء وجها قمر ولا هلال أنا بنظري حلوه
وعلى طاري يحيي أول ما شفته داخل من سلامه عرفت أنه عروبي.. دخل رافع أيده يسلم ومنزل راسه وبعدين بجف أيده طقطق على صدره.. يعني تيبكل سلام عروبي :)
منووو فزي !؟؟
كل عام وانتي بخير .. وعيدج مبارك :)
D&M .. Yallah, where is your address. I am running out of new money ;)
Fizo,
Thank you dear :) Great to "see" you again! You gave up on the profile ?!
Ghashima,
I will do just like my son Temi and will call you 7keema :)
Thank you for your warm wishes and same to you :*
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